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Town Council Nixes Black Bear Playground Expansion

Much to the chagrin of the area black bear population, the town council voted 5-4 against plans to expand the local bear cub playground.  Had the measure passed, the town would have been obligated to seek $2.4 million in municipal bonds via ballot measure this November to finance a playground renovation.

“It’s an outrage,” said one concerned citizen.  ”That playground is a mess and I don’t think those cubs can bear it any longer.  No wait… that pun was terrible. Can you not print that?”

The vote was very much along party lines.

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    THESE BEARS!!!!
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    domesticate these animals. We’ve done it with...wolf. I need bears
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    Leslie Knope would never let this happen.
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    Tiny bears!! Telling their mom...fuck off so they can play!! She’s all “No, get your...
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