cicadas-and-fireflies:

grey-lips:

laufeysson:

ceruleancrescent:

Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Ceruleancrescent, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She grunts vengefully:

“For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder faster than the super-flu!!”

Rampaging amidst the icy wasteland, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Laufeysson! And he gives a booming howl:

“By Odin’s mighty spear, no flesh shall be spared!!!”

…
Laufeysson… Odin… yeah, wait a second. 

Striding amidst the tarmac, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Manson! And he gives a booming howl:

“I’m going to hump you until you are hot and bothered, and trade you for a candy bar!”

I…I can’t…

Striding along the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Fireflies! And he gives a gutteral cry:

“I’m going to punch you so forcibly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!”

Sprinting out of the cliffs, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Feurety! And she gives a low cry:

“I’m going to pummel you all the way to Abu Dhabi!!!”

(Source: chantillyxlacey)