Uhm, what?

The weather was nice, the sun was shining, birds were singing, yada yada yada…

After my son got home from school, we went grocery shopping and errand running. The kids were beyond flipping annoying. I don’t think I’ve ever said ‘Stop touching that!’ more than I did tonight. Finally, we get home late, I go to unlock the house and my fucking house keys are missing from my keychain! I call the husband because he was out with a friend. He’s an hour away and drinking… awesome. He’s not coming home to let me in the house. Amazingly, the side door was left unlocked (by the same husband who is now probably drunk off his ass). Then the kids start their pain in the assery again while I’m trying to get the bags in the house.

Finally, everything is in, I start dinner and then go to my room to take off my shoes….but my door is stuck. Well, gee, that’s odd. I force my way in to see that Tank somehow got shut up in my room and tore the shit out of the carpet in front of the door. Oh, and the baseboard too. Can’t forget the baseboard.

Tomorrow, if it doesn’t rain, I get to spend the afternoon with a bunch of loud ass 9 year old too. Yay.

I’d blame the weed except I was still smoking when I discovered how awesome you were. I think I’ll blame our other awesome friends who somehow over-shadowed our awesomeness.

Yes, that works. We were so wrapped up in all their awesomeness that we never got to see each others awesomeness ;)

mooglets:

[I put the majority of this under a cut for discussions of abortion, harassment, and anti-choice activists. Article from Jezebel.]

Todd Stave has the unenviable position of being the landlord of a building in Germantown, Maryland, which he leases to an abortion provider called Reproductive Health Services Clinic. So he knows a little something about dealing patiently with anti-abortion protesters. But when they started calling him at home at all hours and harassing his family, he got fed up and came up with a very clever solution: Do unto others as they have been doing unto you.

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I knew you’d understand. I’m starting to think we may be soulmates, lol.

If we had only known when we lived in the same state!

Truer words were never spoken. There are some people walking around to whom I wish tragic events would befall so the could receive Darwin Awards. Like Republicans.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who wishes Darwin Awards on people <3

Why? Because of the asinine shit we do to each other and the planet.